January 2011
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woke up from nightmares
Been having lots of those lately, though it’s funny how the themes have shifted from truly horrifying things to outdoors activity related things but somehow they still produce the same amount of stress. I can’t find my sports bra and have to go running in five minutes and everyone I dislike is following me in a van and taunting me!? The Horror! But really, it was a nightmare, so I woke...
Just took some Nyquil
cos I’m sick
Things that have happened to me in the past when I’ve taken nyquil
Held an extended phone conversation with my 6th grade teacher with no recollection of it after
Received a prank call and some how hallucinated it was my best friend calling my from the mall parking lot where she was doing drugs. Called her parents in the middle of the night sobbing hysterically telling...
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Things I Learned in 2010
Outdoorsy things are expensive and your only color choices are tan, olive green, midnight blue or BRIGHT ASS PINK BECAUSE GIRLS DON’T GO OUTDOORS BUT I GUESS WE OUGHT TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT THE FIVE GIRLS WHO GO OUTSIDE WILL BUY AND GIRLS ONLY LIKE PINK MAKE IT PINK
Knitting mittens is the best thing ever and I don’t care that you think I am an old lady I will punch you with these...
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dear my face,
Listen, I know you took quite the beating on new years eve. There was all the make up. And the dehydrating beverages. And that boy with the scratchy facial hair. And the chlorine from the hot tub. And I know, I really know that I should have washed my face before falling asleep but let’s be honest, when it’s more “passing out” than falling asleep you lose sight of your...
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