December 2010
23 posts
weep for for yourself my man, you’ll never be what is in your heart. Weep...
– mumford & sons
Space Jam →
Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that DOESN’T help the poor,...
– Stephen Colbert (via technipol)
bam.
(via icedteaandlemoncake)
shit just got real
(via genderbitch)
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went on a crazy thunderstorm hike
and was all like whooo! this awesome I am all wet and cold and badass and everyone out here is badass too and we all smile at other like “yeah dude, I know… what the fuck, I’m going further.”
Then it started hailing and my headphones got wet and stopped working and my waterproof jacket wasn’t waterproof… at all. And I was like, nah man, still going, so I did.
...
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OMG THE CLAP ON CLAP OFF COMMERCIAL FROM LIKE 1996...
there was a chill deep within my bones
I got my sleeping bag and a down comforter and a big blanket. I put the down comforter inside my sleeping bag, got inside that, covered it with the big blanket, and then also got underneath the giant down comforter on my bed.
now I am warm but I hope my christmas tree doesn’t catch on fire since there is no way I could get out of this contraption in a timely matter.
also my cat is...
On the day I was born,
The unalterable stars altered.
If I decided to sell...
– “My Stars”, Abraham ibn Ezra (1029-1167); translated by Robert Mezey (via plenilune)
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omg
and this phallic bj hookah scene my god.
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watching sex and the city 2
and I am raging inside because carrie bradshaw makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a red hot mellon baller
Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...
– Maurice Sendak (via leahphoenix)
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exCUSE me?
someone deleted my episodes of American Pickers to record Cougar Town?
What..
The Daily What →
this. again.
always.
“Listen, There are like three lawyers in America who practice constitutional issues. They all went to Harvard and graduated in the 1970s. Did you go to Harvard?”
“I love the privlidges and immunities clause.”
“do you have a time machine that you can use to go back to the 1970s and graduate with those guys?”
“the constitution is...
new species
me: I told him we wanna meet her
bgff: Why? I don't know if I do.
me: consider it an anthropological observation
bgff: Of the species horny hillbillious?
me: Incestuous Ancestorous